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Y Chromosome Massage

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Cosmo and I taking a well deserved break at the end of a long day of massages.

How to get the Appointment You Want!


Thanks to all of you, my loyal clients and your spreading the word to friends, I've gotten very busy.  I'm very grateful for your ongoing support and for promoting me to your family and friends. But that means it is not as easy to get in with me as it was 5 years ago when I started out. Same day appointments are almost never available, unless I have a last minute cancellation.  Call or text if  you'd like to see if I have a cancellation.  I usually will get back to you within an our or so.


I try to limit myself to 4 clients a day.  Most book 60 minutes, but some book 90.  I try not to do more than 5 hours of massages a day. It's a lot of physical work and after 5 hours I question my ability to really give it all I've got for the 6th client.  Plus, it really leaves me wiped out and hurting the next day.  


I book massages at 90 minute intervals. I start at 10:30 each morning, and then have appointments at noon, 1:30, 3:00 and one evening appointment (either 5:00 or 6:00...sometimes as late as 6:30 for regular clients.)  That gives me time in between clients to get some water, change sheets, and prepare for the next client. 


I work 7 days a week. Some days I only have one client, so the rest of the day counts (sort of) as my "day off."  It's rare that I have no clients, but I've learned to make the most of a "light day" and take some "me time" to do errands or just kick back and relax with Cosmo (see below).


Usually, by early morning, I have 4 clients already scheduled for the day.  If I only have 2 or 3, I often make plans with friends I haven't seen for awhile, or schedule errands that have to be done during normal business hours.  Sometimes, when I have a light schedule, I can fit you in at the last minute. Most of the time it's not really an option.  


​You can book online right from this website (Just below, or on the home page) by clicking on the bright red "Book Now" Button. Booking online requires several hours of lead time, so if you are trying to book last minute, you'll do better to text me to see what's open). Online booking is great if you decide late at  night you want to schedule something for the next day or so, or if  you aren't sure when you want to come in--you can look at what's open during the week and choose a slot that works for you.


You can always feel free to call, text or e-mail at the last minute to see if I have an opening. If I do, I'll be happy to fit you in.  If I don't answer the phone or don't respond to your text or e-mail immediately, I'm with a client and will get back to you as soon as I possibly can.  And please don't take it personally if I can't get you in at the last minute. You know I would if I could.



I value your business.  I will always get you in if it is at all possible.  If you can book a day or two ahead of time, I can almost always get you in close to the time you choose.